Last week to Anachronism, Something Wicked this way came. Customers' reactions have been overwhelmingly positive about this unique ethnic restaurant. One happy diner told us that she was absolutely bewitched by the cuisine. What's this restaurant's key to success? "I always use fresh ingredients," said chef and owner Glinda North. "There's nothing...

The election season for The City of Anachronism's City Council kicked off today with a rally for T. J. "Schmuckerino" Wilson (known to his friends as Bandini Mountain). Here we see the candidate wrapped in one of his day-wear American flags addressing his core constituency.

Have a relative who's not dead yet? Are you too busy to respond to their incessant cries of "When's lunch" or "I've fallen and I can't get up"? Why not provide them with a luxurious life of checkers and mahjong tournaments at Abandoned Aged: A Senior Community? Located behind the Shabby Rest Motel, the Administration Building offers easy...

One of the biggest names in the sub-premium overpriced fru-fru coffee market is coming to Anachronism! Starducks is in the throes of remodeling the 50,000 square foot husk of the old E. X. T., INC Manufacturing building.

A safe stop by a tanker truck was narrowly averted today, thanks to the last minute intervention of Fluffy Poiuyt! (This security camera photo was taken a moment before a BOOM could be heard three miles away.)