MAMA!

The election season for The City of Anachronism's City Council kicked off today with a rally for T. J. "Schmuckerino" Wilson (known to his friends as Bandini Mountain). Here we see the candidate wrapped in one of his day-wear American flags addressing his core constituency.

When asked why his core constituency is zombies, Schmuckerino replied, "They're real good listeners. And although they like to eat brains, they don't actually have brains and will believe pretty much anything I tell them. Then they'll rampage."

As to the fact that zombies are not allowed to vote, the leader of the party with the aspirational slogan "Make Anachronism Mediocre Again" (MAMA) reported that they're trying to get another voters' rights bill passed. If successful, the vote will be taken away from living people and given exclusively to the undead and rich white guys.

"Remember," said Schmuckerino, "MAMA knows what's best for you. I'm the only one who can return us to the halcyon days of mediocrity!"