An unusual discovery was made in Lake Bowman the other day. Floating just north of the submarine and the mermaid were two penguins on a small ice floe.

God has returned to the City of Anachronism in all of his, her, their, its, whatever's glory. Or maybe not, depending on your beliefs.

The staff at Dr. Ray Bee's Veterinary Clinic, Hospital, Morgue, and Day Spa recently had to call for reinforcements when Phil, the beloved pet of Mrs. Murray Sheboygan, caused a bit of a disruption.

The Empty Lot Corporation of America (ELCA) has announce the opening of its newest empty lot, at the corner of Main Street and Lernta Drive. The former site of the entrance to The Mall of Anachronism and Spiritual Googolplex, it promises to be one of the Corporation's empty-lottiest locations.

Another international taste treat has infiltrated The City of Anachronism. Now being sold from the Killias Gyros food trailer in the beautiful Estacionamiento al Lado de las Vías, are what I'm told are "Gyroses." (Pronounced JHY-roeses, as in GYROscope.) A gyros (singular) appears to be a Greek cross between a burrito and a taco. I might even try...

A new taste sensation has arrived in Our Town. The Eel and Pie House, featuring Jellied Eels, Hot Eels, Room-Temperature Eels, and pies with some sort of meat in them, has deposited itself at Lake Bowman.

There's a new business operating in The City of Anachronism! Tommy Yakuza's Gently Liberated Vehicles is located under the railroad tracks, next to the Multi-Modal Center and behind the vet clinic.

NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) has teamed up again with AASA (Anachronism Association for Silly Adventures) in its efforts to spend money in every Congressional district in the continental US (United States). Coming off the raging success* of their Klondike Five spaceship launch vehicle, AASA scored a contract for repair and...

When a boxcar from the U.S. Army rolled into the Union-Anachromism Pacific's railyard, passersby thought nothing of it. They also didn't think much of a rather large BOOM! that rolled through the southern part of town.