God!

God has returned to the City of Anachronism in all of his, her, their, its, whatever's glory. Or maybe not, depending on your beliefs.

When the Mall of Anachronism closed last year (farewell, Circuit City, again!), its cohabitation partner, the City's Spiritual Center, went, too.

But not for long!

Investors have leased the lot that was above the underground Mall/Center complex and made it into the lot under The Believe It or Not Spiritual Center. It's a beautiful building, with many stained glass pieces imported from the famed glassworks in nearby Plasticville.

The Center's Spokesperson of the Cloth, The Right Reverential Eminence Lord Rabbi Schlemiel said, "We're back, with up to 98% of the religious fervor as before. We want anyone who has some need or affinity for a deity of any sort, including people who aren't sure what a deity is, to feel comfortable coming here for a place of quiet contemplation, soul searching, outright bigotry, and Friday Night Bingo. As long as they're around for the "passing of the hat," which happens every 15 minutes on the quarter-hour.

So get your god on, and come see what the new Believe It or Not Spiritual Center has for you! Open 24/7 for all of you agnostic dyslexic insomniacs who are lying awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.